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Amateur Night

Not that I ever post much on weekends anyway (gotta have SOME time away from the PC) but I usually avoid posting anything on 4/1. As always, take everything you read today with a hunk of salt.

Trivia: my wedding anniversary is on 4/2. And yes, we seriously considered having it a day early.

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