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An Important NDA Announcement

As you may have seen from pretty much everywhere on the Interwebs, the Warhammer Online beta NDA has been lifted. Now that it has, I am finally authorized to announce, per express permission of Mark “Here To Fix Yer Gubbins” Jacobs:

I am not in the Warhammer Online beta.

Thank you for waiting until today for me to be able to announce this! In other vaguely Warhammer-related news, Shacknews reveals that only people who were NOT burned as heretics will have their names inscribed in the Book of Woe.

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