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Real anarchists use CSS.

Real anarchists totally drop out of school.

Real anarchists know Creative Commons licenses are totally tools of the Man.

Real anarchists don’t believe in mp3s.

Real anarchists aren’t down with stolen credit cards.

Real anarchists believe the Internet should be the domain of “misguided historians and other archeologists of the cursed graveyards of the past“.

Real anarchists use Apple Safari.

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