Broken Toys

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AND THAT’S ALL I GOTS TO SAY ABOUTS DAT [Author: Lum the Mad]

Someone on the UO.com message boards this morning asked the following question:

Is anyone ever going to answer about getting a new shard because it seems that a lot of people want to know about it?

Sorry forgot to describe more…A pre UO:R shard

Tyrant answered in his usual depth and detail. A brief excerpt of his reply follows:

No.

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