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And You Thought Derek Smart Would Be The First Game Developer Elected To The Senate

Curt Schilling says why not, Ted Kennedy could do it.

“I don’t have a really good filter,” Schilling said in the interview with NECN. “Actually my first press conference could probably be my last as someone on the political scene, which probably wouldn’t be a bad thing.”

Note to Curt: in politics, “community managers” are called “consultants”.

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