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ARMY SMASH PUNY TERRORISTS RARRR!

The US Army’s new slogan is:

ARMY STRONG.\’c2\~

I’m not kidding. See, this is why we’re the bestest country ever. Watch out, you countries that think you’re so smart with your superior command of the English language – since the Soviet Bloc collapsed we totally pwn in steroid usage.

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