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Scott Jennings

IN RELATED NEWS, I HATE YOU ALL

I just got through deleting about a half dozen posts questioning my ethics and morals relating to my leaving lumthemad.net and starting my present job. In a thread about Dick Cheney strangling puppies. I guess that’s appropriate. However, I’m not going to continue hosting a conspiracy theory

AND NOW, OUR VICE PRESIDENT.

GEBURT EINER NATION!

Just discovered this comic-turned-graphic-novel the other day. Really much better than you’d think. Recommended if you’re into scaring yourself with dystopias and Batman wearing an ushanka.

BATTLE OF THE VICES!

Wonkette has the best recap. Bush-Cheney’s global test: You must be able to beat up Howard Dean. “If [Kerry] can’t stand up to the pressures of Howard Dean, how can he stand up to terrorists?” Of course: the terrorist threat posed by Howard Dean. We’re pretty

HELL IS OTHER PEOPLE

I’m sure when/if we finally invade North Korea and free its people, Michael Moore will show a movie where we have destroyed the halcyon carefree existence of a worker’s paradise. At that time, it would behoove one to remember this. (Warning: link extremely graphic.)

THIS IS THE BEST BLOG IN THE HISTORY OF MAN

Ripley Ripley and the small cute puppy need to get together.

IT COMES WITH A MODEM

In the year 2004, we will all have computers! (Sadly, fake.)