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Scott Jennings

HERE’S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN 97 NECROMANCERS QUIT THEIR OLD SERVER… AND START A NEW ONE… ON THE REAL SERVER [Author: wirehead]

Lanis Ty’val (I know, it’s spelled wrong, and you know what? I don’t give a shit) opened today. I swear to God, when I logged in to check it out, there were NINETY SEVEN newbie Dark Elf necromancers logged in. In the same goddamned room. It was

DAMNED IF YOU DO, DAMNED IF YOU DON’T [Author: wirehead]

…that must be how the UO dev team must feel right now — in the aftermath of Calandryll’s latest infoburst the UO community is going “uh… what?” in unison. For the PvP inclined among you, the removal of pre-casting is THE topic. Most PvPers are deadset against it. I’

YET ANOTHER UO2 UPDATE WHICH SAYS NOTHING IN PARTICULAR [Author: wirehead]

The UO2 site was updated. In case you didn’t know, Todd McFarlane is working on some of the artwork (For some reason I have a mental image of him running into the studio every three weeks or so, looking at Origin’s designs, saying “No, No, BIGGER FANGS!”, then

DURGA KINDLY REFRAINS FROM SMITING LUM ABOUT THE HEAD WITH A BASEBALL BAT [Author: wirehead]

Continuing with Interview Week in our happy ranting community, enjoy this interview with Jessica “Durga” Mulligan, covering Counselors, Seers, Companions, and why the hell you haven’t ever seen any (young) players.

THIS IS THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH REPORTING. OCEANIA IS AT WAR WITH WAKOKU. OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH WAKOKU. WE LOVE BIG TYRANT. THANK YOU. [Au

Someone posted the following to the UO onelist, which originally appeared on an Austrailan-UO message base: I rang EA in Queensland just then and they are rolling the red carpet on what will be a mammoth occasion, as they announce the opening og the Oceania server on January 10th.

THE DIE IS PRECAST [Author: wirehead]

Quite a few updates to the In Dev and In Concept pages, including some long needed ones such as guildstone retooling and monster spawn sanity checking. Of course, the one everyone is atwitter about is the end of precasting. Hard for me to get worked up about this one. I

DR. TWISTER: “THANK GOD FOR LUM!” [Author: lum]

The Magical Mystery TwisTerTour 2000 concludes with Jinx’s no-probes-barred interview.