BAD MMOG INSPIRES WORSE POETRY! [Author: BruceR]

Got to hand it to the surviving WW2O fans: they continue to amuse us with new and creative ways to exercise their frustration. The latest:

World War Two Online haikus

A couple of my favourites:

You have NO idea

Just to get screwed here

-CrimsonX

now now monty u ass
thats no haiku u fairy

stfu n00b

-Vahnatai

#*%&%^! no internet

my free time wasted?

-Bastable

They’re offensive! They’re badly written! They have the wrong number of syllables! But the game’s broken, so that kind of makes sense, doesn’t it?!

Everyone knows haikus are too easy anyway. That’s why I’m doing my thumbnail review of v1.25, as a cinquain:

New patch

For the leaking

Riverine patrol boat

Helps it sink a little farther

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