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Burning Of An Entirely Different Type

Wow, this is not the kind of thing you want to be telling your playerbase.

I gave up on AoC after my initial month expired, but more from the high system requirements beating me into submission than anything else (my PC, to be fair, is 3 to 4 years old). Looks like it was a good thing I have a hard time playing female characters, though.

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As entertainment a while back, I used to tell the story of World War One. It was great fun at parties. I’d get rolling during work lunches at bougie little lunch places, and half of the establishment would be staring balefully at our table around the time I cut