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Cute Thought Police!

If you live in China, the Wonder Netops Twins are watching you.

Here’s a sample. Apparently, in the future, Big Brother is fond of annoying DHTML layers. According to this news story, the intent is to remind Chinese Internet users that they have just as few rights online as they do anywhere else.
Sadly, here in America, the Justice Department hasn’t yet hit on the tactic of cutesy mascots yet.

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