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Darkfall Relentlessly Moving Through Ultima Online's History - This Week, GM Scandals!

Keen has the write-up of GMs supposedly being selective with service based on who’s city you’re pwning. Fact? Rumor? YOU MAKE THE CALL (because I’m a horrible carebear who doesn’t own the game and should pray for death, so I can’t).

Aventurine continues to open its online shop at brief random intervals so that you (yes, YOU) may be allowed to buy Darkfall soon. Which is good, because some have already bought it twice.

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