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Dave “Mahrin Skel” Rickey,

Dave “Mahrin Skel” Rickey, speaking only for himself. Yes, that’s hosted here at casa del lum. You too can be hosted at brokentoys.org, assuming you actually work with me and constantly nag me about database geekery and don’t already have a website and… well, no, you too can’t be hosted. Sorry. Offer void in Northern Virginia.

He’s already posted a lot, which guilt tripped me into updating. It won’t last. Heck, even Ronald McDonald posts more than I do now. Being profound on cue is hard.

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