DEAR GOD, NO. NO. NO. KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!! [Author: Lum the Mad]

And you thought the Keanu icon was retired.

YOU THOUGHT WRONG, BUCKO! Or, as the writer for the Dr. Twister Dawn site

(pause)

(must… not… let… brain… explode…)

tells us,

To answer your question: Why in the HELL would we want to be *another* news site? Of course he’s the same ‘ol “bada$$” with his exploits, bugs and spoilers.

And I’ve heard it all from alot of people that “Dawn is fake”. I only thing that would catch my attention about that now is a cow flying through the air with a banner tied to its arse.

From the Neocron official boards. So remember…

(trying… not… to… let… brain… explode…)

…to go to dawn.drtwister.com for your same ‘ol bada$$ exploits, bugs and spoilers for Dawn.

Dawn exploits.

Dawn exploits.

(no… must… head… hurts… can’t…)

boom

(Aw hell, what a mess.)

Tip of the mustard-filled chapeau to DanSTC for the heads-up in Samizdata.