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DETAILS ON NEW SECURE STORAGE POSTED [Author: lum]

As the subject states, check the Update Center for hard numbers on what you’ll be able to keep in your house. Owners of small houses will probably be happy, owners of large houses will probably be pissy. Groups who own large houses communally are especially left out in the cold by these numbers (8 chests for a large brick? Gee, thanks, guys! I guess we’ll just store sheep in all the leftover room.)

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