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DID THE EARTH MOVE FOR YOU TOO? [Author: Lum the Mad]

Well, if you can read this, you can see the site on our new server. Unless, of course, you are reading this via the email list, in which case you’ve transcended the whole web thing already and don’t really care. Unless you want to post on our forums, which are also now up, if you can read this, unless you’re reading this via the email list, in which case they’re probably not.

Clear? Oh, just go to my kung fu temple. It all makes sense then.

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