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DISPATCH FROM TEXAS [Author: wirehead]

This is Lum reporting live from College Station, Texas, where we are set to invade a small village in force looking for “the damn dev people”. Well, except for this big guy with the funny accent from Sydney who has a boot with Tyrant’s name on it. Something about “We need a server NOW”, I think, but he’s hard to understand what with all the lag. More once we get drunk and pillage.

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