This is Lum reporting live from College Station, Texas, where we are set to invade a small village in force looking for “the damn dev people”. Well, except for this big guy with the funny accent from Sydney who has a boot with Tyrant’s name on it. Something about “We need a server NOW”, I think, but he’s hard to understand what with all the lag. More once we get drunk and pillage.
When I was a young punk I dyed my hair, sneered at everyone, and thought “Kill your parents” was an arch joke. Now my generation dyes their hair (to hide the grey), sneers at the camera, and exhorts you to let your parents die for their stock options. We have
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As entertainment a while back, I used to tell the story of World War One. It was great fun at parties. I’d get rolling during work lunches at bougie little lunch places, and half of the establishment would be staring balefully at our table around the time I cut