E3 DAY TWO: THE ONLY LOGICAL RESPONSE IS TO BEGIN DRINKING HEAVILY [Author: Lum the Mad]

So really the only proper response is to drink heavily. Luckily, Gathering of Developers was there for us. Lietgardis in particular took offense to the Cinemax-pr0n being shown on viewscreens and vowed that in revenge she would drink as much free Godgames beer as possible. I on the other hand settled for sticking my camera in everyone’s face. We ran into some of the Shadowbane team, who while not commenting on their opinion of Godgames were quite happy to drink their beer.

J and Ashton Kai

Mr. “I’m Not Quite Drunk Enough Yet” Poppinfresh

Pop and Belthior

Arcane, Warden and Ashton Kai

Warden and Ashton Kai

Free beer, always a good way to promote your company’s games

The crowd being very impressed by the band. We think the band was called “The Strippers’ Boyfriends”.

“Does he ever quit pointing that in our face?” “Only if there is a just and benevolent god.” “I think I am in much physical agony now.”

More reports from the show later today, assuming reality doesn’t completely dissolve into a surrealistic gel and ooze away.