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Equal Time For Europeans

By request, our European office has requested equal time for all the jobs that I’ve been pimping here in Austin. They need a wizard specifically, so if you are a networking and server wizard in the general area of England, they want to talk to you. If you are a wizard who casts fireballs and shadow steps, they may want to talk to you for different reasons.

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As entertainment a while back, I used to tell the story of World War One. It was great fun at parties. I’d get rolling during work lunches at bougie little lunch places, and half of the establishment would be staring balefully at our table around the time I cut