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From waterth

From waterthread‘s forums, “We play these games to interact with other people“.

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Also from wt, eBay insurance, for stuff eBay doesn’t insure. True story: I tried to buy an EQ account once. I got ripped off (“um, I’ll give you the character, but I need to finish selling his stuff first, k?”), but managed to browbeat the person into giving my money back. I still have a black mark on my eBay record from the experience. So does he. I don’t play EQ any more.

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