Girls Who Like Boys Whose Wives Are Unamused

Wall Street Journal takes time out of its busy day reporting on the incipient collapse of the mortgage market to pose the question: in Second Life, is this man cheating on his wife? Complete with helpful chart!

Their bond is so strong that three months ago, Mr. Hoogestraat asked Janet Spielman, the 38-year-old Canadian woman who controls the redhead, to become his virtual wife.

The woman he’s legally wed to is not amused.

Of course, World of Warcraft forum readers have seen this all before.