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Good Apollo, Dear God The Internet It Burns III: NGE

Dan Rubenfield has no filter.

Note to self: It is probably a good idea to not make a blog post that has the line “please proceed to the back of the room where you can quietly eat a dick.”

(I was actually baited into responding to this more seriously. God only knows why. STAY TUNED!)

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