Broken Toys

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Guess That’ll Show Me

So I got an email from someone in Second Life saying “Hey, come listen to me DJ!”

I had just finished up work for the day, so said to myself, Hey, why not. Pixellated bad celtic music sounds about right for me right now.

This ban screen is even funnier when you realize I’m doing this from work.

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