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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR BIKINI CHICK, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU [Author: Arcadian Del Sol]

A few days ago, EverQuest entered “The Terrible Twos.” Any day now, expect it to start acting like a brat, throwing spaghetti-o’s around the kitchen, and making wall art with it’s feces. Just in case that mental image makes you wish you could have more, Verant made a website.

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