Broken Toys

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HAVE YOU SEEN ME?

MISSING. Presumed having a good time. Last seen over two weeks ago in his normal place of business. Anyone with any information on his disappearance is urged to contact us immediately. Persons looking for him may be advised to start combing the local clubs, as he may be macroing Muscianship.

Come home, Raph. All is forgiven.

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