He’ll balance the budget AND sacrifice a faun on the new moon.

If you live in Minnesota, you finally have someone willing to pick up Jesse Ventura’s mantle for responsible governance. Vote Vampyre World Party 2006! Finally, someone in American politics besides Dick Cheney willing to acknowledge Anakin Skywalker as their political mentor.

My sister has a saying, “Evil Begets Evil!” Well, starting in 2007, it will be the criminals who realize first hand, that there is someone more evil than they are, who cares about the safety and well-being of the innocent!

So if you agree with the potential of evil to safeguard the innocent (admittedly, a concept that really hasn’t been tried outside of Italian horror movies) vote VWP. Do it for the not quite yet fully disemboweled children!