HEY, HERE'S A K00L CHILD REARING XPLOIT - IF YOU GIVE A BABY A BOTTLE OF MILK, THEY USUALLY QUIT CRYING! B3 SUR3 T0 GIV3 M3 MAD CR3DZ F0R THIZ!

From the Dr. TwisTer NeTwork we recieved this:

The Reason Dr. Twister’s site sucks right now is because he is swamped with his new baby. Give him a break. On a lighter note he just added several new site administrators including myself. So you will be seeng the site updated every day now.

Tolkien – Site Admin- Dr. Twister

Here’s a hint – it wasn’t the quantity of the site updates I was referring to.