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From the Dr. TwisTer NeTwork we recieved this:

The Reason Dr. Twister’s site sucks right now is because he is swamped with his new baby. Give him a break. On a lighter note he just added several new site administrators including myself. So you will be seeng the site updated every day now.
Tolkien – Site Admin- Dr. Twister

Here’s a hint – it wasn’t the quantity of the site updates I was referring to.

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