I AND MY GUILD KILLED PHARA DAR AND ALL WE GOT WAS THIS STINKIN’ T-SHIRT THAT PROCS CREATE FOOD [Author: lum]

In a story almost as silly as the previous one, but alas, true, Furor and his gang of ubers known as FoH layeth down the smack and slew pretty much everything in Veeshan’s Peak over the weekend. The uberloot for slaying the biggest and baddest of Everquest included, um, a 12/23 one hander that PROCS – not activates, PROCS Spirit of Wolf. Because, you know, sometimes when you’re fighting you just want the hurting to stop. As Kalaran put it,

Welp… what can I say? We did it.. we defeated what was thought to be unbeatable. We reached the pinnacle of gaming success in the context of Everquest. We were promised rewards beyond our wildest dreams, in NO uncertain words. “Defeat Phara Dar,” we were told, and you will have obtained loot that nobody SHOULD ever see or own. A weekend was spent there after UNBELIEVABLE planning and UNBELIEVABLE patience by my guild. The rewards? I’ll let them speak for themselves… am I angry with Verant?

I suppose I am slightly upset that we were lied to again. I had a lot of fun this time in VP, though, and I suppose that should account for something. I would definitely have liked some GOOD loot drops to come off the SIX UBER dragons that we slew, but I guess the accomplishment is still pretty damned amazing.

Now they’re ready for Velious. Maybe there someone will find, I don’t know, a warrior-only two-handed sword that procs Clarity. That seems about par.