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I COME FOR YOUR MUFFINZ, BIYOTCH [Author: Lum the Mad]

Got another note from Velious explorers which couldn’t wait for the next update.

If this is an easter egg, all I have to say is that the Velious team rocks the house down.

Note: despite some folks saying that this was a Photoshop hoax, I’ve since gotten word from multiple sources that yes, one of the lords of Tunare WILL in fact smack you down if you ask politely for phat lewt.

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