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I GET TWENTY CARLYPOINTS, JUST BECAUSE I'M SPECIAL

The LadyMOI week continues in fullbore, take no prisoners, shoot up the place with really big guns style as someone on our message board points out this LadyMOI interview from way back before she was LadyMOI pandering to the horribly dysfunctional UO community, but when she was merely Carly Staehlin-Taylor, pandering to the horribly dysfunctional Quake community.

I’m sorry, I can’t respect ANYONE who enjoyed Ascendency though. The honeymoon is off, babe.

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