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I Suppose That's One Way To Keep Support Busy

Shanda, one of China’s largest MMO producers, has announced that boys must be boys and girls must be girls in one of its latest MMOs… and if you want to roll a female character, you have to prove you are a female. Via webcam.

I fervently pray something has been lost in the translation.

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