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I’M ALL ABOUT VALUE

Buy now, and you can be me!

I’m just sort of sad that a domain name vulture thinks my domain name is worth $200. I mean, geez. At LEAST $500, people.

This note brought to you from the Gone Gold forums, which judging by my referrer logs are real popular. I find lots of strange things in my referrer logs. As for you, young lady, PHP-nuke is not supposed to have that much nudity.

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