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“I’M NOT GONNA REVIEW IT! YOU REVIEW IT! HEY, LET’S GET MIKEY TO REVIEW IT! YEAH, HE REVIEWED DAIKATANA! HE’LL REVIEW ANYTHING!” [Author: Lu

The Corporation manages to review Scars of Velious somehow, despite having one staff writer permabanned from EQ, one staff writer permascarred from EQ fans after a not-terribly-positive Kunark review, and the rest of which are apparently waiting for Shadowbane or busy having their head exploded.

The usual verdict. Level 30+? Woo hoo! Not? Boo.

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