In His House In Moscow Dead Putin Lies Dreaming

Be careful when you ask the people what they want to know…

For reasons Reuters calls “not clear,” 8,600 Russians want to know if Putin plans to employ “giant, humanoid war robots” and 7,300 people want him to be questioned about the Cthulhu, a cosmic cephalopod invented by author H.P. Lovecraft that sleeps beneath the Pacific Ocean.

And they say democracy hasn’t reached Russia yet.