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IN NOME DE PATER [Author: Arcadian Del Sol]

holy sadf!

I may be late to this party, but a very Catholic friend of mine informed me that my Calvinist ass was using his internet. I was shocked to learn that he was right! Saint Isadores is the official patron saint of computers, computer users, computer programmers, and the internet itself. Remove your Rockports folks, for you are standing upon Holy ground.

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