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In The Grim Future, There Are Only Top Twenty Lists

….and everyone gets to be on one.

That’s the best explanation I can think of for Next Generation’s not only having Michael “Zonk” Zenke of Slashdot and Morgan “Tee Hee!” Webb of fifteen minutes ago listed as gaming journalists, but appearing next to each other.

Tune in to G4 next week, where Zonk explains how Blizzard has been going back and forth on Tactical Mastery and Morgan tries to spell the letter “J”. It’ll be great, really.

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