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Irony Is Tasty

“Soldiers heading to Iraq use simulations like today’s video games in order to prepare for war,” (Illinois Governor Rod) Blagojevich said in a statement. “That may all be OK if you’re a mature adult or a soldier training to fight, but is that really necessary for a 10-year-old child?”

Milorad “It’s A F*cking Valuable Thing, You Just Don’t Give It Away For Nothing” Blagojevich, legislating morality.

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