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It’s Kinda After Nap Time I Think! [Author: lum]

HI!

My name’s Bobo. I like you! Like like like like you! You are nice! Feed me? I’m tired. I like you! Warm!

What’s Ultimate Online! I like like like you! I have a bigbigbigbigBIG friend! His name is HOMER! He has a web page too! Now I can tell Homer about MY web page! I like like like Homer. He used to scare me but now he’s nice. You should go visit Homer too!

I’m tired now. Sleeepy.

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