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JOHN KERRY - A MAN FOR ALL SEASONS

Remember this site? In case you were on the fence because you thought he was even worse than feminine hygeine products, now there’s http://www.kerryhatersforkerry.com/.

In case you don’t completely despise Kerry (but still plan to vote for him anyway), Funtax points out Kerry’s little known career in first-person shooters.

John Kerry – so many reasons to hate him, yet vote for him anyway.

(Who am *I* voting for? Probably this guy.)

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