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Just gimme one more DKP, man… I’m beggin’ ya

The BBC had another “ZOMG China sure loves them some online games” story this weekend.

The kicker… they have a picture of what is credited as “a gamer in Beijing’s internet addiction centre“.

“Learn From Lei Feng Online” suddenly makes more sense. It’s methadone.

Meanwhile, here in America World of Warcraft guilds linked to orgiastic debauchery. No. Really. (I blame AFKGamer for linking to what seemed to be a sane forum. I KNOW BETTER NOW!)

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