KEEP IT UP, BUCKO, WE'LL WHIP MOURNE ON YOUR BUTT NEXT

Got this from Mushashi, charter member of the Lum Entourage…

Damn Lum, he really nailed you. Being interviewed on Stratics is sure going to mess up ChubChub’s gameplay. Of course, he’s probably penalty boxed and so the only thing he does currently is beat off to articles about actually playing UO. Cheer up ChubChub! Soon you’ll be back, spending your 10 bucks to support those guys who have been screwing you for 2 years. That’ll show them.

Come on Lum, I bet you even get GM twinks! Hell, you had GM Gabriel’s pic up there! What a great stunt to earn the love of one of UO’s red-robed heroes. I just can’t understand why I never got preferential treatment from my pet GM even after plugging him many times with those immortal words, “FUCK YOU DATURA!” (Any GM’s who wish to give me free stuff please make sure it’s in demand on eBay.)

Uh, how well does being a sellout pay? Stratics might be mirroring some of my crap, so I want to figure out how much blow I should be asking for before they read my profane rants and kick me out of my cushy brown-nosing position.

Congrats on your celebrity status. I’ll be watching with interest and admiration while trying to figure out how to steal it for myself.