Broken Toys

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LET’S TAKE A BREAK FROM ALL THAT [Author: wirehead]

Yes, people are still mad about The Housing Thing. Well, I’m taking a day off from wondering where my 90,000 supremely accurate butcher knives are gonna go. I mean, it’s a beautiful world. Ahnuld is running for Governor. And I found Leisure Town.

WARNING: Reading Leisure Town will corrupt your morals and turn you into a quivering mass of Tourette’s Syndrome jelly. Think Gumby being run over by Lenny Bruce.

“There’s only 2 kinds of women who don’t WHINE: GIFS and JPEGS”

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