Broken Toys

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ME BAD, ME SORRY

Got about 12 zillion emails saying my page wasn’t loading in Netscape. Turns out that the last 1K or so of it got lost when I updated, including the closing table tags (which Netscape is a bitch about, while IE is more laid back). So no, I’m not going to go to IE 5.0 with VB-Script only. Even though Netscape has basically sucked raw eggs since version 4.

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