Got about 12 zillion emails saying my page wasn’t loading in Netscape. Turns out that the last 1K or so of it got lost when I updated, including the closing table tags (which Netscape is a bitch about, while IE is more laid back). So no, I’m not going to go to IE 5.0 with VB-Script only. Even though Netscape has basically sucked raw eggs since version 4.
When I was a young punk I dyed my hair, sneered at everyone, and thought “Kill your parents” was an arch joke. Now my generation dyes their hair (to hide the grey), sneers at the camera, and exhorts you to let your parents die for their stock options. We have
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As entertainment a while back, I used to tell the story of World War One. It was great fun at parties. I’d get rolling during work lunches at bougie little lunch places, and half of the establishment would be staring balefully at our table around the time I cut