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MEDTRIS DOESN’T KILL PEOPLE, PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE [Author: Lum the Mad]

From Absor on Whineplay comes this:

People have been /petitioning and asking for resurrections and assistance over Gem-related deaths. Please don’t do that. We will not be reimbursing anyone for deaths related to playing Gems. Please go to a safe place before playing Gems.

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