Moments of Surrealism: AGC

Breathless reporter with microphone: “We’re with Jack Emmert of Cryptic Studios, makers of City of Heroes. Jack, what are you doing right now?”
Jack Emmert. feet up on the desk: “I’m reading the paper online.”
Reporter: “Really!”

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“So, these guys are offering software that will automatically nerf players of classes that are the most popular.”
“That sounds like all kinds of fun.”
“Yeah. Their slogan is ‘No More Nerfs'”.
“Is their spokesperson Bizarro Superman?”

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How NCsoft recruits programmers: