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MORE NUMBERS ROLLING IN, LUM EXPOSES HIMSELF AS COMPLETE IDIOT [Author: lum]

People have responded with warm and loving kindness with my request for information on why exactly the removal of macroing will cause all serious UO players to develop repetitive stress disorder. I’ll post more in a bit but I just have two words for those who have doubted the need for macroing in UO – grandmaster blacksmiths.

Oh, and I opened up a message base. Jesus wept.

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