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MORE REAL UO2 NEWS NOT TECHNICALLY ON THIS SITE [Author: wirehead]

CNet Gamecenter got an interview with Starr Long, UO2 producer digitized for posterity as “Blackthorne” in UO1. And I bet if he knew how many times he’d be depicted in lame screenshot comics having sex with Richard Garriott’s character, he’d have passed.

Dr. TwisTer has what is supposedly the plot line for UO2. All I have to say is that if it’s true, I hope Mythos Online is halfway decent.

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