MORE UPDATES FROM THE WORLD AROUND YOU [Author: lum]

Matt Drudge, who reported that the Littleton killers were gay goth biker nazi webmasters, apparently with a straight face, returns to let us know that Monica Lewinsky is afraid that the Kosovo crisis is “getting so serious out there. I just hope it doesn’t go nuclear.” In related news of people going nuclear, Hunter Thompson was reported to be preparing for Y2K by stocking up on thousands of bullets, claiming that in the future they will become units of currency.

We will continue to report the news as long as the nuclear-armed Serbs allow.