When the second plane hit the tower, his chief of staff entered the classroom and told Mr. Bush the nation is under attack.

Not knowing what to do, with no one telling him what to do, and with no secret service rushing in to take him to safety, Mr. Bush just sat there, and continued to read “My Pet Goat” with the children.

Nearly seven minutes passed with nobody doing anything.

As Bush sat in that Florida classroom, was he wondering if maybe he should have shown up to work more often?

– Michael Moore, in his attempt to influence the US elections.

It never occurred that the highest leader of the military armed forces would leave 50,000 people to face the horror that they faced all by themselves when they needed him most. He was more interested in listening to the child’s story about the goat rather than worry about what was happening to the towers. So, that gave us double the time for us to execute our attacks.

– Osama Bin Laden, in his attempt to influence the US elections.

Don’t matter what color, all that matters is we gathered together
To celebrate for the same cause, no matter the weather
If it rains let it rain, yea the wetter the better
They ain’t gonna stop us, they can’t,
we’re stronger now more then ever,
They tell us no we say yea, they tell us stop we say go,
Rebel with a rebel yell, raise hell we gonna let em know
Stomp, push up, mush, fuck Bush, until they bring our troops home

– Marshall “Eminem” Mathers, in his attempt to influence the US elections.

Think for yourself. Question authority.

– Timothy Leary, in his attempt to, um.

I’d be hypocritical if I told you who I think you should vote for. I’m not voting. I think Bush has made serious mistakes (most of them named “Iraq”) and I think Kerry would have been even worse in the same position. So maybe in four years we’ll have a better menu to choose from. Or maybe we’ll continue to be lectured by fanatics and continue to be split down the middle of two extremes.