MYSCHYF REALLY LIKES MISS NOVEMBER [Author: Lum the Mad]

Tom Chick is Jesus.

“One of the things Gathering has become known for is our ability to have a good time,” [Mike Wilson, G.O.D’s CEO] admits, “We’ve found that it generally helps to surround ourselves (and you) with beautiful girls… real girls… to remind us all that there is, indeed, more to life than great games.” He doesn’t go on to explain why he’s confusing strippers with real girls, or why they remind him that there’s more to life. But I’m glad to see they plan to go forward with the whole computer game thing. I can only suggest that given their approach, they might want to hold off until this whole “responsible marketing craze” blows over.